This, he brought home from day camp last week.
"What is this?" I asked.
"Underwear," he told me in the most matter of fact of ways.
"What's on the front?" I asked, worried it might be a stain.
"It's a 'No flying in your underwear' symbol," he replied, again, as if this was the most normal thing in the world. (Which it's clearly not...)
So that's the advice of the day. No flying in your underwear. Especially a pair of underwear made out of red construction paper. It might not hold up to the elements.
(After paper diapers and underwear, I wonder what's next...)